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Why would someone as handsome by muchagecko (4.00 / 5) #5 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 07:00:38 PM EST

and talented as you, motty, have trouble getting some action?

I'm a bit boggled about this, and wonder if you sell yourself short. Chicks should be all over you. Chicks who want you for more than just friends.

But good news on getting laid.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin

: IAWTP. by toxicfur (4.00 / 3) #7 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 07:47:05 PM EST

In its entirety.

That is all.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco
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: Not to be so ostentacious as to put myself in by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 8) #10 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 10:06:18 PM EST

Herr Motty's shoes, but it is incredibly easy not getting action as an awesome dude in the Zwei-aught-Sieben. All one must do is either stay out of view, or remain in view but not make any moves. I have tried this for over a year now, and with two exceptions (both where I did something different), it worked without fail.

I cannot help but place the blame for this problem entirely on the shoulders of women, who apparently don't realize that the 1970s heralded the dawning of a new era; the Era of Dudes Not Being Able To Ask Chicks Out Without Fear Of Harrassment Suits, Being Called A Stalker, or Being Taken to Human Resources Prior To Dismissal.

Very simple, really.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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