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Attention Texas Infidel

By motty (Sun Jul 27, 2008 at 07:51:57 AM EST) will ye gi' us two guitars (all tags)

We have Rodney Branigan. I'm not at all sure we should let you have him back.

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Lots of change

By motty (Sun Jul 20, 2008 at 01:48:06 PM EST) busking, blogging, fun loving cowwqas. (all tags)

Arguably too much, even for a busker.

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Bit excited

By motty (Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 08:26:55 AM EST) coo (all tags)

Clicky.

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Crosspost From Hell

By motty (Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 01:01:25 AM EST) bollocks (all tags)

Yup, hell.

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Things Are Strange

By motty (Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 05:53:12 PM EST) fun loving buskers, grauniad, sexx0rs (all tags)

In strange new ways.

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Attention Infidels

By motty (Tue Sep 11, 2007 at 03:21:12 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., cd, cd baby, gigs, acoustic venues (all tags)

I have some questions. Questions regarding Paypal, regarding CDs and regarding acoustic venues outside London. Also, sofas.

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Attention Soup Infidels

By motty (Tue Feb 20, 2007 at 09:41:42 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., cheese, soup, yum (all tags)

I had no idea how easy it was.

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Patsy

By motty (Tue Oct 24, 2006 at 10:10:46 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., sharks, Patsy, locals (all tags)

Patsy liked sharks.

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I Have A Cold

By motty (Sat May 13, 2006 at 03:00:15 AM EST) fun loving haemochromatosis heterozygotes, colds, meh, william faulkner (all tags)

Achoo.

Meh.

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I Am Being Stalked

By motty (Wed May 03, 2006 at 08:14:37 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., fucked up cowwqas., magic smoke, fuck (all tags)

Stalked by Dr Sir Thrustalot.

That's twice in two years now. He is totally following me around. I don't know why. There's no point to it.

I know, I'm obviously just saying that to make the rest of you girls jealous. Even so.

Inside: stuff

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MaFC, Silly Weekend, Stuff

By motty (Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 10:14:19 PM EST) fun loving cowwqas., rtfo, mp3s, fights, girls, drinks, maths fun challenge (all tags)

A Maths Fun Challenge! Which is bugging me.

Also, a stupid bloody weekend, some new music, and other things. Maybe. How should I know?

I haven't even written it yet.

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Post Gig Bleah

By motty (Sat Apr 01, 2006 at 09:33:09 PM EST) (all tags)

Bleah.

(5 comments, 204 words in story) Full Story

Important Beard News

By motty (Wed Mar 08, 2006 at 05:26:00 PM EST) beard, news, important, comics, music, MFC, rambling, depression (all tags)

I have removed most of my beard.

It had to be done.

Inside: incoherent drunken rambling.

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-	I like when you put it in just a little and kind of wiggle it up and down, that's when it feels best.	35%
-	Sometimes at night, the polar bear tries to hold me, and I wake up with polar bear tears all over my shirt.	20%
-	I PUT THE WIGGLY IN THE PASTA, CAN U TASTE IT?!!	20%
-	Not right now honey, can't you see I am talking to the past?	25%

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