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Well?

Did you kiss the foot that kicked you?	1 vote - 100 %
Did you thank them for their scorn?	1 vote - 100 %
Did you ask for their forgiveness for the act of being born?	1 vote - 100 %

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Congrats, those these things tend to escalate by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #1 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 06:34:28 PM EST

she might even want somethine more than friendship.

: Who knows? by motty (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 06:43:18 PM EST

Indeed. And ta.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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i love you to by misslake (4.00 / 2) #2 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 06:40:53 PM EST

Fucking great! by Breaker (4.00 / 4) #4 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 06:44:09 PM EST

I am sat here in some shithole of a "hotel" in Chermany on a mobile phone modem when I should be sexx0ring my wife. Drinking piss wine and trying to get some specs written.

Meanwhile, you're off sexx0rring some lady, vigorously and often I hope.

Aveit mate. And when you get your breath back, aveit again.

Well chuffed for you!

Why would someone as handsome by muchagecko (4.00 / 5) #5 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 07:00:38 PM EST

and talented as you, motty, have trouble getting some action?

I'm a bit boggled about this, and wonder if you sell yourself short. Chicks should be all over you. Chicks who want you for more than just friends.

But good news on getting laid.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin

: IAWTP. by toxicfur (4.00 / 3) #7 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 07:47:05 PM EST

In its entirety.

That is all.
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco
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: Not to be so ostentacious as to put myself in by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 8) #10 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 10:06:18 PM EST

Herr Motty's shoes, but it is incredibly easy not getting action as an awesome dude in the Zwei-aught-Sieben. All one must do is either stay out of view, or remain in view but not make any moves. I have tried this for over a year now, and with two exceptions (both where I did something different), it worked without fail.

I cannot help but place the blame for this problem entirely on the shoulders of women, who apparently don't realize that the 1970s heralded the dawning of a new era; the Era of Dudes Not Being Able To Ask Chicks Out Without Fear Of Harrassment Suits, Being Called A Stalker, or Being Taken to Human Resources Prior To Dismissal.

Very simple, really.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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aimez-vous! by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #6 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 07:23:42 PM EST

let the waters flow! no more draughts!

Odd by priestess (4.00 / 3) #8 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 08:24:03 PM EST

I find myself more jealous of the guardian column than the girl. Perhaps you didn't describe the sex well enough.

Congrats on both :)

Pre.........
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Yes! The Conspiracy Really Exists...

+1 sex by R343L (4.00 / 3) #9 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 08:58:25 PM EST

I guess the rest is +1 as well, but single-track mind, etc.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot

Nota Bene: It won't last. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #11 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 10:20:21 PM EST

Get all you can while you can. Always ends in tears. &c &c &c...
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

Question: by MartiniPhilosopher (4.00 / 1) #12 Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 11:34:57 PM EST

Are you Arthur Dent and does this allow me to claim my five bucks?

Whenever I hear one of those aforementioned douche bags pontificate about how dangerous [...] videogames are I get a little stabby. --Wil Wheaton.

: I'm just this guy, you know? by motty (4.00 / 2) #16 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 07:38:55 AM EST

Not DenT

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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Good to hear... by Metatone (4.00 / 2) #13 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 03:14:51 AM EST

Bizarrely the shuffle on my iPod keeps playing me someone's jazz piano demo songs and they sound pretty good.

Just prepare yourself by nebbish (4.00 / 3) #14 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 05:52:37 AM EST

For a relationship

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It's political correctness gone mad!

Oh and by nebbish (4.00 / 2) #15 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 05:53:45 AM EST

Grauniad article - quite a coup!

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It's political correctness gone mad!

do you busk with a keyboard? by garlic (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 09:28:04 AM EST

Guitar by motty (4.00 / 1) #19 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 10:31:04 AM EST

Guitar-based buskers being the very bottom of the busking food chain and the least successful in terms of money I really should sort out a busk-with-keys setup but I haven't managed it yet.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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I've got two words for you: by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #20 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 11:47:59 AM EST

Accord ion.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Yeah, if they don't pay for performance by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #21 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 11:56:34 AM EST

they might pay you to go away.

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I don't play accordion by motty (4.00 / 1) #22 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 12:05:10 PM EST

Though I know a man who does. Lives in France unfortunately.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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: Stand at the right end of your piano by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 12:22:45 PM EST

when you practice. Presto! Accordion! Hell, even my dad learned how to play accordion. But he learned from the Lawrence Welk school of post-big band drivel, so it isn't quite the same.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Would a bad cello accompaniment by Herring (4.00 / 1) #24 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 02:22:05 PM EST

help or hinder?

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey
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: Yes by motty (2.00 / 0) #25 Sat Oct 27, 2007 at 10:20:01 AM EST

Dunno.

I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
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w00t! by ana (4.00 / 2) #18 Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 09:52:48 AM EST

that is all.

Power up your flaming yo-yos already! --StackyMcRacky

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